Scumbag Brain

Automatically wake up at 6:45am, feel well rested. ...wake up 15 minutes later feeling like shit. Alarm not till 7am, might as well go back to sleep...

Automatically wake up at 6:45am, feel well rested.  ...wake up 15 minutes later feeling like shit. Alarm not till 7am, might as well go back to sleep...  Scumbag Brain

Has dream with sexy coworker gets rejected in dream

Has dream with sexy coworker
 gets rejected in dream
   Scumbag Brain

Trying to get over that crush huh? I think you want to dream about her every night then.

Trying to get over that crush huh? I think you want to dream about her every night then.   Scumbag Brain

Gets used to anonymity on reddit Posts whatever comes to mind on Facebook without thinking

Gets used to anonymity on reddit Posts whatever comes to mind on Facebook without thinking  Scumbag Brain

wanna write your essay? too bad your crush, is wearing yoga pants in front of your desk.

wanna write your essay? too bad your crush, is wearing yoga pants in front of your desk.  Scumbag Brain

Feeling Stressed? Let me make your eye twitch constantly

Feeling Stressed? Let me make your eye twitch constantly  Scumbag Brain

Trying to fall asleep at 2am "Bro, let's think about all those times you've jumped out of planes!"

Trying to fall asleep at 2am

Knows your worst fears Uses them against you in your dreams

Knows your worst fears Uses them against you in your dreams   Scumbag Brain

Knows you need rest to feel better focuses on how shit you feel so you can't fall asleep

Knows you need rest to feel better focuses on how shit you feel so you can't fall asleep   Scumbag Brain

Participating in class discussion Perfect time to contemplate your own existence

Participating in class discussion Perfect time to contemplate your own existence  Scumbag Brain
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