Scumbag Brain

You about to have an orgasm? Good! Here's a childhood memory involving your dead grandma.

You about to have an orgasm? Good! Here's a childhood memory involving your dead grandma.   Scumbag Brain

Remembers what you forget AFTER THE TEST MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Remembers what you forget AFTER THE TEST MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up early on weekends Not when you oversleep

Wakes you up early on weekends Not when you oversleep  Scumbag Brain

Has Incredible Idea Forgets It

Has Incredible Idea Forgets It  Scumbag Brain

Wants to be an Engineer Sucks at Math

Wants to be an Engineer Sucks at Math   Scumbag Brain

2% of body weight Uses 20% of oxygen

2% of body weight Uses 20% of oxygen   Scumbag Brain

Oh? You're tired and just got back home from a long productive day with many more days like this planned for the near future? Why not take a 6 hour nap and totally fuck up your sleep schedule for the next week!

Oh? You're tired and just got back home from a long productive day with many more days like this planned for the near future? Why not take a 6 hour nap and totally fuck up your sleep schedule for the next week!  Scumbag Brain

Tells you it knows the answer Won't think of it

Tells you it knows the answer Won't think of it  Scumbag Brain

"Hey bra, don't think about elephants" shows you picture of elephants

Doesn't believe in god, zombies, ghosts, phantoms, ghouls and any other fictional being you could think of Petrified when in own house when it is dark

Doesn't believe in god, zombies, ghosts, phantoms, ghouls and any other fictional being you could think of Petrified when in own house when it is dark  Scumbag Brain
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