Scumbag Brain

can't remember name, but absolutely sure it starts with "P" AMANDA

can't remember name, but absolutely sure it starts with

oral report huh hey penis check out that girls boobs

oral report huh hey penis check out that girls boobs  Scumbag Brain

That shampoo Would go great on your body

That shampoo Would go great on your body   Scumbag Brain

IT'S THE WEEKEND? Fuck it, let's do some hard drugs.

IT'S THE WEEKEND? Fuck it, let's do some hard drugs.  Scumbag Brain

Has the ability to remember every miniscule detail about everything you have ever tasted, seen, smelled, touched, or heard Can't remember information during a test you spent hours studying for

Has the ability to remember every miniscule detail about everything you have ever tasted, seen, smelled, touched, or heard Can't remember information during a test you spent hours studying for   Scumbag Brain

Good luck on finals Sorry I forgot everything we studied

Good luck on finals Sorry I forgot everything we studied   Scumbag Brain

OH you bit the inside of your lip? let me swell that wound to make it easier to bite again

OH you bit the inside of your lip? let me swell that wound to make it easier to bite again    Scumbag Brain

Can't be seen or felt Doesn't Exist

Can't be seen or felt Doesn't Exist   Scumbag Brain

OH MY GOD YOUR FALLING! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! loljk you're just in bed.

OH MY GOD YOUR FALLING! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! loljk you're just in bed.  Scumbag Brain

Knows you'll feel great after a good workout still finds every reason not to

Knows you'll feel great after a good workout still finds every reason not to  Scumbag Brain
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