Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're tired and want to go to sleep? Let's dissect your shitty day for the next 3 hours.

Oh, you're tired and want to go to sleep? Let's dissect your shitty day for the next 3 hours.   Scumbag Brain

30 minutes before leaving work/school Slows time

30 minutes before leaving work/school Slows time  Scumbag Brain

brain stem says you are female rationalizes fantasies of being made into girl by cute wiccan in your class as normal heterosexual male fantasy

brain stem says you are female rationalizes fantasies of being made into girl by cute wiccan in your class as normal heterosexual male fantasy  Scumbag Brain

Has sex with gf forgets to wear a condom

Has sex with gf forgets to wear a condom   Scumbag Brain

convinces you to buy a phone with convenient facebook button conveniently can never think of anything relevant to post about

convinces you to buy a phone with convenient facebook button conveniently can never think of anything relevant to post about  Scumbag Brain

Gets 10 Hours of Sleep Acts like only 3

Gets 10 Hours of Sleep Acts like only 3  Scumbag Brain

About to fall alseep makes you think your falling

About to fall alseep makes you think your falling  Scumbag Brain

Understands that it's motion sickness Expects you've been poisoned; vomits

Understands that it's motion sickness Expects you've been poisoned; vomits   Scumbag Brain

Know that 11 beer is ideal level of drunk "hey man, you should keep drinking after beer 11"

Know that 11 beer is ideal level of drunk

Wakes you up to pee in the middle of the night Hey, you remember that scary movie you saw? Yeah think about that in the dark.

Wakes you up to pee in the middle of the night Hey, you remember that scary movie you saw? Yeah think about that in the dark.   Scumbag Brain
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