Scumbag Brain

Boo hoo... I have nobody

Boo hoo... I have nobody  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up 30 minutes before your alarm goes off Doesn't let you wake up until 30 minutes after your alarm goes off.

Wakes you up 30 minutes before your alarm goes off Doesn't let you wake up until 30 minutes after your alarm goes off.  Scumbag Brain

Can't ever get up early on weekdays Wakes you up after two hours of sleep so you can enjoy your hangover after a night of drinking

Can't ever get up early on weekdays Wakes you up after two hours of sleep so you can enjoy your hangover after a night of drinking  Scumbag Brain

Hey, we thought of a good scumbag brain meme last night! How did it go again?

Hey, we thought of a good scumbag brain meme last night! How did it go again?  Scumbag Brain

This is certainly the most comfortable position you can sleep in If that arm wasn't there

This is certainly the most comfortable position you can sleep in If that arm wasn't there  Scumbag Brain

Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around Cracks a Beer

Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around Cracks a Beer  Scumbag Brain

Your boyfriend wants to hang out with his friends for once? Let's show all of reddit your tits and then bitch about guys being pigs.

Your boyfriend wants to hang out with his friends for once? Let's show all of reddit your tits and then bitch about guys being pigs.  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to to study finally remembers good websites

Knows you have to to study 
 finally remembers good websites
  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to write a paper about mindfulness also knows that you have no time to actually be mindful

Knows you have to write a paper about mindfulness also knows that you have no time to actually be mindful  Scumbag Brain

Contains the chemical potential for constant euphoria Gives you Depression

Contains the chemical potential for constant euphoria Gives you Depression    Scumbag Brain
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