Scumbag Brain

notices hot girl in class makes you pop a boner

notices hot girl in class makes you pop a boner  Scumbag Brain

You are at the doctor's office now? Good, I will now make you feel less pain.

You are at the doctor's office now? Good, I will now make you feel less pain.   Scumbag Brain

oh you just scratched your balls? here, let me make your eyes itch too

oh you just scratched your balls? here, let me make your eyes itch too  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to poop. Tells you it is a fart.

Knows you have to poop. Tells you it is a fart.   Scumbag Brain

tries and fails to apply a memory to your current situation. makes it feel familiar anyway.

tries and fails to apply a memory to your current situation. makes it feel familiar anyway.   Scumbag Brain

Remembers 75% of the lyrics to" I'm on a boat!" after first time hearin the song Remembers 0% of basic virology after your 80th time reviewing the subject

Remembers 75% of the lyrics to

Not hungry. "Hey Bro, remember that diet you're on?" Starving.

Not hungry.

Girl wants you to cum. Can't Girl wants you to keep going. Cum immediately

Girl wants you to cum. Can't Girl wants you to keep going. Cum immediately  Scumbag Brain

Drunk, needs rest Let's wake up at 6:30

Drunk, needs rest Let's wake up at 6:30   Scumbag Brain

Can't wake up on a school day Wakes up at the crack of dawn on a snow day

Can't wake up on a school day Wakes up at the crack of dawn on a snow day   Scumbag Brain
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