Scumbag Brain

Finals week Means free massages and goodie bags

Finals week Means free massages and goodie bags  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you love your boyfriend? Here's a dream that he's cheating on you.

Oh, you love your boyfriend? Here's a dream that he's cheating on you.  Scumbag Brain

Easily distracted by anything within line of sight Ignores colorful post-it notes for weeks

Easily distracted by anything within line of sight Ignores colorful post-it notes for weeks  Scumbag Brain

Sees Nope nope spider on reddit Creates itchy sensation all over so i think im covered in them

Sees Nope nope spider on reddit Creates itchy sensation all over so i think im covered in them  Scumbag Brain

Sitting in a long meeting at office let me turn your eyes red so that everyones knows that you are only half present

Sitting in a long meeting at office let me turn your eyes red so that everyones knows that you are only half present  Scumbag Brain

"Hey you see that cripple" "remeber that really funny joke you heard from your friend"

Doesn't remember girlfriend's birthday Can't forget ex-girlfriend's birthday

Doesn't remember girlfriend's birthday Can't forget ex-girlfriend's birthday   Scumbag Brain

Finely tuned evolutionary wonder Stops working at the first drop of alcohol

Finely tuned evolutionary wonder Stops working at the first drop of alcohol   Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember that embarrassing thing you said ten years ago? Well you do now.

Hey, remember that embarrassing thing you said ten years ago? Well you do now.  Scumbag Brain

Going to store: No need for a list-I'll remember what you need At the store: What list? let's get some cookies.

Going to store: No need for a list-I'll remember what you need At the store: What list?  let's get some cookies.   Scumbag Brain
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