Scumbag Brain

OH MY, I HAD AN AWESOME IDEA How about breathing AND blinking in manual mode?

OH MY, I HAD AN AWESOME IDEA How about breathing AND blinking in manual mode?   Scumbag Brain

Could fall asleep instantly at 3 in the afternoon Keeps you up all night when you try to go to bed at 11pm

Could fall asleep instantly at 3 in the afternoon  Keeps you up all night when you try to go to bed at 11pm    Scumbag Brain

Just came in here to wash hands? Cool Now that you're done, that running water reminded me you have to piss now

Just came in here to wash hands?  Cool Now that you're done, that running water reminded me you have to piss now  Scumbag Brain

Has a large vocabulary Combines two words to make you sound like a dumbass

Has a large vocabulary Combines two words to make you sound like a dumbass  Scumbag Brain

Your home alone at 2:00 AM? Lets review what you read on the internet about shadow people

Your home alone at 2:00 AM? Lets review what you read on the internet about shadow people  Scumbag Brain

Look it's your ex's birthday We should look at all of of her pictures

Look it's your ex's birthday We should look at all of of her pictures   Scumbag Brain

You want to clean your ears? Make sure you take the gum out of your mouth first

You want to clean your ears? Make sure you take the gum out of your mouth first  Scumbag Brain

Has awesome meme idea while falling asleep... Can't think of it in the morning!

Has awesome meme idea while falling asleep... Can't think of it in the morning!  Scumbag Brain

Remembers Fee Waybill is the lead singer of the 80's band the tubes Can't remember a simple password.

Remembers Fee Waybill is the lead singer of the 80's band the tubes Can't remember a simple password.   Scumbag Brain

hey that's your buddy dave up ahead, sneak up and yell "what's up fatass?" that wasn't dave

hey that's your buddy dave up ahead, sneak up and yell
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