Scumbag Brain

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You finally get the hot girlfriend now your have a crush on her hot roommate

You finally get the hot girlfriend  now your have a crush on her hot roommate   Scumbag Brain

"You have 45 minutes, maybe take a nap?" Goes to sleep 40 minutes later.

Remembers hundreds of song lyrics, including ones you haven't heard in years Can't remember what you ate for breakfast this morning

Remembers hundreds of song lyrics, including ones you haven't heard in years Can't remember what you ate for breakfast this morning   Scumbag Brain

Tells you you're over your Ex Have amazing dream where you get back together with Ex

Tells you you're over your Ex Have amazing dream where you get back together with Ex   Scumbag Brain

Oh, your ex that you have been chasing for months wants you back now? PERFECT timing to fall in love with that other girl!

Oh, your ex that you have been chasing for months wants you back now? PERFECT timing to fall in love with that other girl!  Scumbag Brain

I know she broke your heart man. Let's just forget all about her Or we could check her facebook

I know she broke your heart man. Let's just forget all about her Or we could check her facebook  Scumbag Brain

Forgets all the bad stuff about other people, remembers the good Can't think of single positive thing about self

Forgets all the bad stuff about other people, remembers the good Can't think of single positive thing about self  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to get up early keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep

Knows you have to get up early  keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep  Scumbag Brain

At Work: only thinks about getting home to relax At Home: only thinks about all the stress of work

At Work: only thinks about getting home to relax At Home: only thinks about all the stress of work  Scumbag Brain
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