Scumbag Brain

Just passed a drug test better smoke to celebrate

Just passed a drug test better smoke to celebrate  Scumbag Brain

Oh this is your only day of the week to sleep in? Let's get up at 6AM anyways.

Oh this is your only day of the week to sleep in?  Let's get up at 6AM anyways.    Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that movie you are scared of? I'll tell you every detail of it

Hey, you know that movie you are scared of? I'll tell you every detail of it   Scumbag Brain

Oh you have an exam tomorrow? Why haven't we browsed pinterest before?

Oh you have an exam tomorrow?  Why haven't we browsed pinterest before?  Scumbag Brain

Scumbag Brian Misspells even the simplest of words

Scumbag Brian Misspells even the simplest of words
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Mom is waking you up in the morning? Let me give you the hardest, most obvious morning wood you've ever had

Mom is waking you up in the morning? Let me give you the hardest, most obvious morning wood you've ever had  Scumbag Brain

PI = 3.14, Sulfanilamide, Turbinate bones, the categorical imperative, -70microvolts, uracil thymine antiparellel AUG, UGA, UUA, GUA, thalidomide teratogen, conversation factor, 760mmHg 21% O2, 6CO2 + 6H2O + Energy --> C6H12O6 + 6O2, Clostridium, Manubria

PI = 3.14, Sulfanilamide, Turbinate bones, the categorical imperative, -70microvolts, uracil thymine antiparellel AUG, UGA, UUA, GUA, thalidomide teratogen, conversation factor, 760mmHg 21% O2, 6CO2 + 6H2O + Energy --> C6H12O6 + 6O2, Clostridium, Manubria  Scumbag Brain

dude that girl is totally looking at you, you should say hi! blue screen "h.."

dude that girl is totally looking at you, you should say hi! blue screen

Trust me bro, there are no cars there just go for it, it'll be fine

Trust me bro, there are no cars there just go for it, it'll be fine  Scumbag Brain

dreaming about a threesome with two hot girls "awe man there's no way this is real" wakes you up

dreaming about a threesome with two hot girls
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