Scumbag Brain

Need to pee and you're in bed? Let's keep thinking about how you could've gone and been back asleep by now.

Need to pee and you're in bed? Let's keep thinking about how you could've gone and been back asleep by now.    Scumbag Brain

HEY BRO, SEE YOU ARE WEARING SWEATPANTS TODAY AND CLASS IS ALMOST OVER I'LL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THAT BONER

HEY BRO, SEE YOU ARE WEARING SWEATPANTS TODAY AND CLASS IS ALMOST OVER I'LL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THAT BONER  Scumbag Brain

Dreams about you peeing Wakes you up while you're wetting the bed

Dreams about you peeing Wakes you up while you're wetting the bed  Scumbag Brain

Depressed because jobless Jobless because depressed

Depressed because jobless Jobless because depressed   Scumbag Brain

Have an extra hour to stay up late because of daylight saving time? nah bro, Let's make it four.

Have an extra hour to stay up late because of daylight saving time? nah bro, Let's make it four.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember The Game? Just letting you know you lost. Again.

Hey, remember The Game? Just letting you know you lost. Again.    Scumbag Brain

Finally gets settled and into bed Needs to shit or piss

Finally gets settled and into bed Needs to shit or piss  Scumbag Brain

hey, so you're finally over your ex? just kidding, you're not! Here, have an intimate dream about her!

hey, so you're finally over your ex? just kidding, you're not! Here, have an intimate dream about her!  Scumbag Brain

Oh you were almost asleep? cool but that shadow looks pretty slender

Oh you were almost asleep? cool but that shadow looks pretty slender  Scumbag Brain

TIME TO TURN THIS LIFE AROUND! LET ME GET ON REDDIT REAL FAST!

TIME TO TURN THIS LIFE AROUND! LET ME GET ON REDDIT REAL FAST!  Scumbag Brain
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