Scumbag Brain

knows you're sick "hey bro, do you know what i like? Mcdonalds and nice greasy warm cheese"

knows you're sick

Get proposed to by the perfect man whom you've been with for almost a year Immediately thinks of ex-boyfriend you only dated for a few weeks

Get proposed to by the perfect man whom you've been with for almost a year Immediately thinks of ex-boyfriend you only dated for a few weeks    Scumbag Brain

Sexually excited? Time to fall asleep

Sexually excited? Time to fall asleep   Scumbag Brain

Starts to wander Replays every awkward moment of your entire life

Starts to wander Replays every awkward moment of your entire life   Scumbag Brain

going about your everyday life aneurysm

going about your everyday life aneurysm   Scumbag Brain

Remembers Konami code from 2 decades ago. Can't remember girls name from 2 hours ago.

Remembers Konami code from 2 decades ago. Can't remember girls name from 2 hours ago.  Scumbag Brain

Remembers hundreds of complicated kanji. Forgets all hiragana and katakana daily.

Remembers hundreds of complicated kanji. Forgets all hiragana and katakana daily.  Scumbag Brain

Just became friends with your ex? Na bro, you want her.

Just became friends with your ex? Na bro, you want her.   Scumbag Brain

Essay on Leonardo da Vinci? Nah, let's write one on Leonardo Dicaprio instead

Essay on Leonardo da Vinci? Nah, let's write one on Leonardo Dicaprio instead  Scumbag Brain

Nah bro, you definitely need that gem bag. Uses it once.

Nah bro, you definitely need that gem bag. Uses it once.  Scumbag Brain
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