Scumbag Brain

Innocuous noise, daytime: "Meh" Innocuous noise, nighttime: "OH GOD IT'S A MURDERER BREAKING IN"

Innocuous noise, daytime:

Oh, I'm not helping you go to sleep? Let me hurt myself the whole day.

Oh, I'm not helping you go to sleep? Let me hurt myself the whole day.   Scumbag Brain

While sitting at your computer: dude i need to take a dump On the toilet: jk bro!

While sitting at your computer: dude i need to take a dump On the toilet: jk bro!   Scumbag Brain

THINKS OF CLEVER MEME WHILE AT WORK FORGETS IT BY THE TIME YOU GET HOME

THINKS OF CLEVER MEME WHILE AT WORK FORGETS IT BY THE TIME YOU GET HOME   Scumbag Brain

It's impolite to stare at girl's tits STARES AT GIRL'S TITS

It's impolite to stare at girl's tits STARES AT GIRL'S TITS   Scumbag Brain

choking on peanuts "these are delicious, let's eat some more!"

choking on peanuts

Gets Home From a Long Smoke Sesh and Very Hungry Leaves Leftovers for Tomorrow's Lunch Because Your Out of Food

Gets Home From a Long Smoke Sesh and Very Hungry Leaves Leftovers for Tomorrow's Lunch Because Your Out of Food  Scumbag Brain

writing exam in middle of very quite exam hall remembers something funny and cannot control laughter

writing exam in middle of very quite exam hall remembers something funny and cannot control laughter  Scumbag Brain

Closes Reddit because bored "lets see if there's anything interesting on reddit"

Closes Reddit because bored

Oh, you hate that girl? Guess you're gonna have a crush on her.

Oh, you hate that girl? Guess you're gonna have a crush on her.  Scumbag Brain
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