Scumbag Brain

just turn the lights off, there's no one behind you actually there might be someone behind you

just turn the lights off, there's no one behind you actually there might be someone behind you  Scumbag Brain

"GETTING BORED WAITING FOR THIS PAGE TO LOAD?" "BETTER OPEN 8 MORE TABS"

Oh, you're going to bed... Remember that YouTube video about swallowing spiders in your sleep?

Oh, you're going to bed... Remember that YouTube video about swallowing spiders in your sleep?   Scumbag Brain

MUST BE CANCER

MUST BE CANCER   Scumbag Brain

University alert message: Double stabbing in [building right near you]. Assailant possibly at large. "Let's go check it out!"

University alert message: Double stabbing in [building right near you]. Assailant possibly at large.

REMEMBER THAT CONFIDENCE YOU JUST HAD THAT YOU DELETED YOUR HISTORY BEFORE YOU GAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR LAPTOP? HERE, LET ME GET RID OF THAT FOR YOU

REMEMBER THAT CONFIDENCE YOU JUST HAD THAT YOU DELETED YOUR HISTORY BEFORE YOU GAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR LAPTOP? HERE, LET ME GET RID OF THAT FOR YOU   Scumbag Brain

Girl you've been seeing isn't currently responding to a text "bro, She probably chose this exact moment to stop talking to you forever"

Girl you've been seeing isn't currently responding to a text

Carbon is great according to carbon

Carbon is great according to carbon  Scumbag Brain

breain ate my balls

breain ate my balls   Scumbag Brain

Sit down to your favourite meal Randomly remembers the Jolly Rancher story

Sit down to your favourite meal Randomly remembers the Jolly Rancher story  Scumbag Brain
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