Scumbag Brain

Knows you have huge paper due the next day Hey, your room sure is dirty.

Knows you have huge paper due the next day Hey, your room sure is dirty.  Scumbag Brain

Don't have your phone on you "Woah! Bro, check your pocket, you got a text"

Don't have your phone on you

So you have facebook open? You should open it in another tab, and another, and another; now you can facebook faster.

So you have facebook open? You should open it in another tab, and another, and another; now you can facebook faster.  Scumbag Brain

Reminds you how to do a question Right after you handed it in

Reminds you how to do a question Right after you handed it in  Scumbag Brain

Today will be a good day Hey remember how you have failed with every girl you have ever liked

Today will be a good day Hey remember how you have failed with every girl you have ever liked   Scumbag Brain

Prom tomorrow? It would be a shame if you got sick.

Prom tomorrow? It would be a shame if you got sick.
   Scumbag Brain

Notices you did something possibly embarrassing in front of a guy Makes you linger on how he interpreted it for the rest of the week

Notices you did something possibly embarrassing in front of a guy Makes you linger on how he interpreted it for the rest of the week   Scumbag Brain

"I can see you are pretty drunk" "Eating that eighth of shrooms would be fun"

Didn't do well on a test? let's rethink all your life decisions.

Didn't do well on a test? let's rethink all your life decisions.  Scumbag Brain

About to fall asleep I wonder whats in that closet

About to fall asleep I wonder whats in that closet   Scumbag Brain
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