Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a day off and it's gorgeous outside? lets find a hot chick and have sex with her time flys by complains about penis hurting at a important conference one word fired.

Oh, you have a day off and it's gorgeous outside? lets find a hot chick and have sex with her time flys by complains about penis hurting at a important conference one word fired.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, I see the girl you like is staring at you I'll have that itch on your ass ready in 3,2,1

Oh, I see the girl you like is staring at you I'll have that itch on your ass ready in 3,2,1  Scumbag Brain

You want to pluck out just one hair oft your eyebrows? Lets pull out that much that it looks linke a barcode

You want to pluck out just one hair oft your eyebrows? Lets pull out that much that it looks linke a barcode  Scumbag Brain

Do you know if you have a brain? I dont know!

Do you know if you have a brain? I dont know!   Scumbag Brain

The akward Moment when you remember something But you don't know If It Was Real Or Just A Dream

The akward Moment when you remember something But you don't know If It Was Real Or Just A Dream  Scumbag Brain

Needs to concentrate on the roads because of the bad weather "isn't the snow going over the windshield hypnotic?"

Needs to concentrate on the roads because of the bad weather

Graduates College 1 month before Graduation

Graduates College 1 month before Graduation  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up in the middle of the night for no fucking reason Someone is cutting a limb off? It's no big deal, bro

Wakes you up in the middle of the night for no fucking reason Someone is cutting a limb off? It's no big deal, bro  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro this would be the perfect time to ask for her number. Better not say anything

Hey bro this would be the perfect time to ask for her number.  Better not say anything  Scumbag Brain

almost forgets wedding anniversary "Hey, remember that girlfriend you had 10 years ago? it's her birthday soon"

almost forgets wedding anniversary
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