Scumbag Brain

Oh you just got out of the shower? TIme to poop

Oh you just got out of the shower? TIme to poop  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you say you have a hard week ahead of you and need sleep? Well, let's rethink our existence first, shall we?

Oh, you say you have a hard week ahead of you and need sleep? Well, let's rethink our existence first, shall we?  Scumbag Brain

filled with logic and basic knowledge of modern medicine convinces you that your sore throat is cancer

filled with logic and basic knowledge of modern medicine convinces you that your sore throat is cancer  Scumbag Brain

Wake up early? Why not just stay awake until then?

Wake up early? Why not just stay awake until then?  Scumbag Brain

404 Not Found.

404 Not Found.  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up at 3am well rested, happy, and with multiple hours of sleep left slowly wakes you up from alarm angry and dead tired

Wakes you up at 3am well rested, happy, and with multiple hours of sleep left slowly wakes you up from alarm angry and dead tired  Scumbag Brain

Has correct answer on test bubbles in wrong answer on scantron anyway

Has correct answer on test bubbles in wrong answer on scantron anyway  Scumbag Brain

THINKS ABOUT NOTHING INTERESTING IN THE DAYTIME "LET'S TALK ABOUT DEATH" WHEN YOU WANT TO SLEEP

THINKS ABOUT NOTHING INTERESTING IN THE DAYTIME

Comfortable in bed? Activates restless leg syndrome

Comfortable in bed? Activates restless leg syndrome  Scumbag Brain

Don't have your phone on you "Woah! Bro, check your pocket, you got a text"

Don't have your phone on you
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