Scumbag Brain

So you have facebook open? You should open it in another tab, and another, and another; now you can facebook faster.

So you have facebook open? You should open it in another tab, and another, and another; now you can facebook faster.  Scumbag Brain

Reminds you how to do a question Right after you handed it in

Reminds you how to do a question Right after you handed it in  Scumbag Brain

Today will be a good day Hey remember how you have failed with every girl you have ever liked

Today will be a good day Hey remember how you have failed with every girl you have ever liked   Scumbag Brain

Prom tomorrow? It would be a shame if you got sick.

Prom tomorrow? It would be a shame if you got sick.
   Scumbag Brain

Notices you did something possibly embarrassing in front of a guy Makes you linger on how he interpreted it for the rest of the week

Notices you did something possibly embarrassing in front of a guy Makes you linger on how he interpreted it for the rest of the week   Scumbag Brain

Knows what's healthy Never wants anything healthy

Knows what's healthy Never wants anything healthy  Scumbag Brain

Kills you via asphyxiation I'm pretty sure we managed to take the shellfish down with us IT'S OK!!!

Kills you via asphyxiation I'm pretty sure we managed to take the shellfish down with us IT'S OK!!!  Scumbag Brain

Study for exams all week over think every problem and forget how to do basic algebra FUUUUcK

Study for exams all week over think every problem
and forget how to do 
basic algebra FUUUUcK  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have huge paper due the next day Hey, your room sure is dirty.

Knows you have huge paper due the next day Hey, your room sure is dirty.  Scumbag Brain

2 most common thoughts in public I will kill you or I would fuck the shit out out you

2 most common thoughts in public I will kill you or I would fuck the shit out out you  Scumbag Brain
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