Scumbag Brain

My brain: 10% schudeles, 10% coffee, 50% song lyrics, 30% other stuff.

My brain: 10% schudeles, 10% coffee, 50% song lyrics, 30% other stuff.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have lower back pain? Here, have a giant painful zit in that one spot you can't reach as well

Oh you have lower back pain? Here, have a giant painful zit in that one spot you can't reach as well  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you that the last minute is the best time to knock out that project. But omits the fact it's going to come out half-ass

Convinces you that the last minute is the best time to knock out that project. But omits the fact it's going to come out half-ass  Scumbag Brain

YOU WORKED OUT SO HARD TODAY, BETTER GO CONGRATULATE YOURSELF BY EATING UNHEALTHY FOOD.

YOU WORKED OUT SO HARD TODAY, BETTER GO CONGRATULATE YOURSELF BY EATING UNHEALTHY FOOD.  Scumbag Brain

has important message on face book forgets password

has important message on  face book forgets password  Scumbag Brain

I see you're trying to sleep Lets recap all the fuckups you have ever done in your life

I see you're trying to sleep Lets recap all the fuckups you have ever done in your life  Scumbag Brain

Have to pee in the night Let me remind you of all the horror movies you have ever seen

Have to pee in the night Let me remind you of all the horror movies you have ever seen  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're taking your final? Allow me to forget everything you learned

Oh, you're taking your final? Allow me to forget everything you learned  Scumbag Brain

Hears "students: this is the most important thing you'll hear today..." The answer is washed out with thoughts of picking up hummus from the grocery store.

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Knows you have an exam the tomorrow keeps telling you to check your Facebook every 5 minutes

Knows you have an exam the tomorrow keeps telling you to check your Facebook every 5 minutes   Scumbag Brain
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