Scumbag Brain

Email myself something Receive the alert and get excited someone is emailing me

Email myself something Receive the alert and get excited someone is emailing me  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're about to have an orgasm? Let's take this moment to think about politics

Oh, you're about to have an orgasm? Let's take this moment to think about politics  Scumbag Brain

Have an exam tomorrow? screw it, watch Gordon Ramsey videos on Youtube. You're totally not hungry.

Have an exam tomorrow? screw it, watch Gordon Ramsey videos on Youtube. You're totally not hungry.  Scumbag Brain

Remembers to "spring forward" before you're late for anything will spend the next month or so feeling like it's earlier than it actually is

Remembers to

Oh, you're over your ex? Let's think about all the times she's made you smile.

Oh, you're over your ex? Let's think about all the times she's made you smile.   Scumbag Brain

Doesn't believe in god. First sign of trouble: "Oh, god please..."

Doesn't believe in god. First sign of trouble:

Oh you smoked weed and now you can have crazy and intense thoughts? Lets only think about how high you are.

Oh you smoked weed and now you can have crazy and intense thoughts? Lets only think about how high you are.  Scumbag Brain

I see you have some garbage in one hand and something important in the other Here I'll go ahead and make you throw away the important thing

I see you have some garbage in one hand and something important in the other Here I'll go ahead and make you throw away the important thing   Scumbag Brain

Enjoying that ice cream? Cool, let's try it with searing brain pain

Enjoying that ice cream? Cool, let's try it with searing brain pain   Scumbag Brain

I'm something a BR dosn't have lololol

I'm something a BR dosn't have lololol  Scumbag Brain
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