Scumbag Brain

Meet 2 little girls while walking my dog awkwardly joke about kidnapping them

Meet 2 little girls while walking my dog awkwardly joke about kidnapping them  Scumbag Brain

Oh, it's 1:30 in the morning and you have a test tomorrow? Now is a great time to think about how you'll never see your mom again.

Oh, it's 1:30 in the morning and you have a test tomorrow?  Now is a great time to think about how you'll never see your mom again.    Scumbag Brain

Trust me bro, you forgot something

Trust me bro, you forgot something  Scumbag Brain

you were up until 3AM drinking and partying and You don't have to be at work until 11AM? Better wake up at 7:30 just in case

you were up until 3AM drinking and partying and You don't have to be at work until 11AM? Better wake up at 7:30 just in case  Scumbag Brain

Feeling down? Here's some thoughts about your failures to cheer you up.

Feeling down? Here's some thoughts about your failures to cheer you up.   Scumbag Brain

"Drink alcohol. It will make you more social." "You made a fool of yourself last night."

Hey, you're drunk? Lets think of all the amazing things you could have had, or had and fucked up.

Hey, you're drunk? Lets think of all the amazing things you could have had, or had and fucked up.   Scumbag Brain

Smells someones fart: That is the most vile, disgusting thing ever. they should be ashamed... smells own fart: Oh yeahhh, thats what im talkin about.

Smells someones fart: That is the most vile, disgusting thing ever. they should be ashamed... smells own fart: Oh yeahhh, thats what im talkin about.  Scumbag Brain

Watching The Miracle of Life Super mega boner the whole time

Watching The Miracle of Life Super mega boner the whole time  Scumbag Brain

So, you're in a hurry? Let me make you last longer in bed than ever!

So, you're in a hurry? Let me make you last longer in bed than ever!   Scumbag Brain
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