Scumbag Brain

You just polished your nails? Oh god itch EVERYWHERE!

You just polished your nails? Oh god itch EVERYWHERE!  Scumbag Brain

Sees a scary picuture Reminds you about it right before you are going to fall asleep

Sees a scary picuture Reminds you about it right before you are going to fall asleep  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you want some extra sleep tonight? HOW ABOUT NO

Oh, you want some extra sleep tonight? HOW ABOUT NO  Scumbag Brain

You need to get to bed early for that flight tomorrow? Listen to that clock on the opposite side of the house. Tick. Tock. TICK. TOCK. *TICK.* *TOCK.* Isn't that a great clock?

You need to get to bed early for that flight tomorrow? Listen to that clock on the opposite side of the house.

Tick. Tock. TICK. TOCK. *TICK.* *TOCK.*

Isn't that a great clock?  Scumbag Brain

Trying to sleep? Let's think about how lucky you are to be alive after some of the stuff you did

Trying to sleep? Let's think about how lucky you are to be alive after some of the stuff you did  Scumbag Brain

Takes forever to wake up after 8 hours of sleep during the week Alarm rings on a sunday morning after 2 hours of sleep: Istantly ready to go

Takes forever to wake up after 8 hours of sleep during the week Alarm rings on a sunday morning after 2 hours of sleep: Istantly ready to go  Scumbag Brain

I see you just recovered from that horrible ache Here, have a cold buddy!

I see you just recovered from that horrible ache Here, have a cold buddy!   Scumbag Brain

Just spent the past 10 minutes cautiously lowering yourself into a hot bath. "Don't you need to pee?"

Just spent the past 10 minutes cautiously lowering yourself into a hot bath.

Doesn't want to get in the shower in the morning Doesn't want to get out of the shower

Doesn't want to get in the shower in the morning Doesn't want to get out of the shower  Scumbag Brain

Hey, You should go to bed early to get rid of that cold wakes you up at 4 am in the morning and ruins the day

Hey, You should go to bed early to get rid of that cold wakes you up at 4 am in the morning and ruins the day  Scumbag Brain
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