Scumbag Brain

Wants to think about something else. Won't.

Wants to think about something else. Won't.   Scumbag Brain

Finds girlfriend annoying when going out Desperately want her back when you're broken up

Finds girlfriend annoying when going out Desperately want her back when you're broken up  Scumbag Brain

Reality: Beloved Relative has been dead for 2 years Dreams: NOPE! They're alive and it was all just a misunderstanding

Reality:
Beloved Relative has been dead for 2 years Dreams:
NOPE! They're alive and it was all just a misunderstanding   Scumbag Brain

hey, just reminding you that you are going to die

hey, just reminding you that you are going to die  Scumbag Brain

Meet girl you sort of like Fantasize about having sex, dating, and getting married for days after.

Meet girl you sort of like Fantasize about having sex, dating, and getting married for days after.   Scumbag Brain

MAYBE I SHOULD ASK HER IF SHE LIKES BLACK GUYS... YEAH, CHICKS DIG THAT.

MAYBE I SHOULD ASK HER IF SHE LIKES BLACK GUYS... YEAH, CHICKS DIG THAT.  Scumbag Brain

"OMG THIS IS SO GREAT! PINCH ME, I MUST BE DREAMING!" WAKES UP

Monday Through Friday - can't wake up before 9 Weekend - Up at 7

Monday Through Friday - can't wake up before 9 Weekend - Up at 7   Scumbag Brain

Tells you to break up with girlfriend.. Makes you miss her once you have.

Tells you to break up
with girlfriend.. Makes you miss her
 once you have.    Scumbag Brain

Remembers obscure detail from 10 years ago Can't remember girl's name you met yesterday

Remembers obscure detail from 10 years ago Can't remember girl's name you met yesterday   Scumbag Brain
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