Scumbag Brain

Ok you're done peeing, put it away now. Nope. I'll just finish the rest off in your pants.

Ok you're done peeing, put it away now. Nope.  I'll just finish the rest off in your pants.   Scumbag Brain

Wants you to be a strong communicator Convinces you to take 12 credits of pointless PE classes instead of Comm Studies classes

Wants you to be a strong communicator  Convinces you to take 12 credits of pointless PE classes instead of Comm Studies classes   Scumbag Brain

Carefully copies scattered rows from spreadsheet Does Ctrl+C while pasting

Carefully copies scattered rows from spreadsheet Does Ctrl+C while pasting   Scumbag Brain

Oh, is it almost lunchtime? Let's think about that picture of the parasites that looked like spaghetti

Oh, is it almost lunchtime? Let's think about that picture of the parasites that looked like spaghetti  Scumbag Brain

trying to sleep? lets go through all the mistakes you made in life

trying to sleep? lets go through all the mistakes you made in life   Scumbag Brain

first day on job at daycare perfect time for a boner

first day on job at daycare perfect time for a boner  Scumbag Brain

I'm tired bro, lets go to bed Turn left, now turn right, roll on your stomach scratch your face, roll over again, do some sit-ups, get up and browse the internet, lay down again, swallow saliva repeatedly, turn left, open the window, turn lights on, wrap

I'm tired bro, lets go to bed Turn left, now turn right, roll on your stomach scratch your face, roll over again, do some sit-ups, get up and browse the internet, lay down again, swallow saliva repeatedly, turn left, open the window, turn lights on, wrap   Scumbag Brain

Uses all the toilet paper and leaves crap all over bathroom Is actually just in some guy's imagination

Uses all the toilet paper and leaves crap all over bathroom Is actually just in some guy's imagination   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that sore on the inside of your cheek? keep biting it

Hey, you know that sore on the inside of your cheek? keep biting it   Scumbag Brain

Gives you the confidence to get a girl in bed Makes you too nervous to get it up

Gives you the confidence to get a girl in bed Makes you too nervous to get it up  Scumbag Brain
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