Scumbag Brain

you brain is 89% water but the rest is stuff that makes you fart & berp

you brain is 89% water but the rest is stuff that makes you fart & berp  Scumbag Brain

Hey, I see you're trying to sleep Let's remember that scary movie you watched a few weeks ago

Hey,  I see you're trying to sleep Let's remember that scary movie you watched a few weeks ago   Scumbag Brain

Gives you the perfect thing to say Months too late

Gives you the perfect thing to say Months too late  Scumbag Brain

Sexier boy of school, can have all girls he wants, no way he notices me so let's fall in love with him

Sexier boy of school, can have all girls he wants, no way he notices me so let's fall in love with him  Scumbag Brain

Girl you've been texting a lot lately stops texting for 3 hours "She's over you dude"

Girl you've been texting a lot lately stops texting for 3 hours

Tells you to go to bed an hour early tonight Talks to itself for an hour in bed

Tells you to go to bed an hour early tonight Talks to itself for an hour in bed   Scumbag Brain

wow, this dream is amazing, i wonder what happens next wakes up

wow, this dream is amazing, i wonder what happens next wakes up  Scumbag Brain

hears about hurricane sandy desperately thinks of a funny meme based on it.

hears about hurricane sandy desperately thinks of a funny meme based on it.   Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to get up early keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep

Knows you have to get up early  keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep  Scumbag Brain

So you have an job interview tomorrow? Wakes you up in the middle of the night and think about what you will possible says.

So you have an job interview tomorrow? Wakes you up in the middle of the night and think about what you will possible says.  Scumbag Brain
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