Scumbag Brain

going to bed in the perfect position . . . You need to PEE with the force of a thousand suns! OH sorry false alarm

going to bed in the perfect position . . . You need to PEE with the force of a thousand suns! OH sorry false alarm    Scumbag Brain

Jusst about to doze off Starts singing you The Hampster Dance song

Jusst about to doze off Starts singing you The Hampster Dance song  Scumbag Brain

logs onto blackboard opens another tab and goes to utsa memes

logs onto blackboard opens another tab and goes to utsa memes  Scumbag Brain

I'm tired, let's go to bed Now that you're in bed, I feel refreshed and wide awake

I'm tired, let's go to bed Now that you're in bed, I feel refreshed and wide awake   Scumbag Brain

Every time the preacher says "hallelujah": Imagine he said "cowabunga".

Every time the preacher says

Need stop thinking about something. Thinks about it by trying to not think about it.

Need stop thinking about something. Thinks about it by trying to not think about it.   Scumbag Brain

SUP BRAH, STILL TRYING TO GET OVER YOUR EX? LETS HAVE AN INCREDIBLY VIVID DREAM ABOUT YOU TWO STILL TOGETHER, THAT SHOULD HELP

SUP BRAH, STILL TRYING TO GET OVER YOUR EX? LETS HAVE AN INCREDIBLY VIVID DREAM ABOUT YOU TWO STILL TOGETHER, THAT SHOULD HELP   Scumbag Brain

CUTE GIRL TALKS TO YOU ACTIVATES FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE

CUTE GIRL TALKS TO YOU ACTIVATES FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE  Scumbag Brain

YOU finished work at 6PM? I'll see you in a few hours...

YOU finished work at 6PM? I'll see you in a few hours...  Scumbag Brain

Wants to be remembered for all time... Makes you act like everyone else.

Wants to be remembered
for all time... Makes you act like 
everyone else.  Scumbag Brain
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