Scumbag Brain

Homework was easy...too easy. Subjects you to hours of sleepless nagging guilt, insisting that you've misunderstood the assignment.

Homework was easy...too easy. Subjects you to hours of sleepless nagging guilt, insisting that you've misunderstood the assignment.  Scumbag Brain

Came in room looking for what? Sorry, cant quite remember.

Came in room looking for what? Sorry, cant quite remember.   Scumbag Brain

Finds out crush is a lesbian Still has feelings for her

Finds out crush is a lesbian Still has feelings for her   Scumbag Brain

Hears innocent sentence Automatically makes it as dirty as possible.

Hears innocent sentence Automatically makes it as dirty as possible.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, it's late and your parents aren't back yet? they're definitely dead.

Oh, it's late and your parents aren't back yet? they're definitely dead.   Scumbag Brain

'Hey bro, you should totally regret hooking up with that girl last night.' 'Hey bro, you should totally regret not hooking up with that girl last night.'

'Hey bro, you should totally regret hooking up with that girl last night.' 'Hey bro, you should totally regret not hooking up with that girl last night.'  Scumbag Brain

OH YOU SPENT THE DAY READING R/NOSLEEP? NO PROBLEM, ILL JUST WAKE YOU UP AT EXACTLY 3:33

OH YOU SPENT THE DAY READING R/NOSLEEP? NO PROBLEM, ILL JUST WAKE YOU UP AT EXACTLY 3:33  Scumbag Brain

What was that subreddit where ragecomics go? Oh yeah. Adviceanimals.

What was that subreddit where ragecomics go? Oh yeah.  Adviceanimals.  Scumbag Brain

oh you have no chance with that girl? i'll just make you fall in love with her.

oh you have no chance with that girl? i'll just make you fall in love with her.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you just ate? Better go wash your hands. Oh you just washed your hands? Better go pee now.

Oh you just ate? Better go wash your hands. Oh you just washed your hands? Better go pee now.   Scumbag Brain
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