Scumbag Brain

Oh, you need to stand up in front of friends and family? An erection should help

Oh, you need to stand up in front of friends and family? An erection should help   Scumbag Brain

That food tastes awful eat some more and see if it gets better

That food tastes awful eat some more and see if it gets better   Scumbag Brain

ONE MISTAKE AT NEW JOB, MANAGER AND COWORKERS ARE VERY CHILL ABOUT IT. "it happens all the time" GO THROUGH YOUR MISTAKE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

ONE MISTAKE AT NEW JOB, MANAGER AND COWORKERS ARE VERY CHILL ABOUT IT.

You should fall asleep.. just kidding, everything is itchy

You should fall asleep.. just kidding, everything is itchy  Scumbag Brain

THIS DREAM LOOKS LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO BE AWESOME! TIME TO WAKE UP

THIS DREAM LOOKS LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO BE AWESOME! TIME TO WAKE UP   Scumbag Brain

Wants to understand Reddit Not on Ambien

Wants to understand Reddit Not on Ambien  Scumbag Brain

Man this sore in your mouth hurts really bad Lets poke it repeatedly with your tongue.

Man this sore in your mouth hurts really bad Lets poke it repeatedly with your tongue.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in school and it's completely quiet? Let me give you a dry throat and make you salivate so that you can constantly make weird swallowing noises

Oh, you're in school and it's completely quiet? Let me give you a dry throat and make you salivate so that you can constantly make weird swallowing noises   Scumbag Brain

More complex than a computer Slower at executing simple responses

More complex than a computer Slower at executing simple responses  Scumbag Brain

Dude, you can barely keep your eyes open, you should go to bed. Now that you're in bed, here's 37 things I totally forgot to tell you today.

Dude, you can barely keep your eyes open, you should go to bed. Now that you're in bed, here's 37 things I totally forgot to tell you today.   Scumbag Brain
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