Scumbag Brain

MAKES YOU HAVE A DREAM ABOUT A GIRL YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN 8 MONTHS, WHO YOU CARED OF IMMENSELY, YET COULDN'T BUILD THE COURAGE TO TALK TO HER, WHO IS NOW ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET AND YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEEN AGAIN MAKES IT VIVID AS POSSIBLE

MAKES YOU HAVE A DREAM ABOUT A GIRL YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN 8 MONTHS, WHO YOU CARED OF IMMENSELY, YET COULDN'T BUILD THE COURAGE TO TALK TO HER, WHO IS NOW ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET AND YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEEN AGAIN MAKES IT VIVID AS POSSIBLE   Scumbag Brain

Knows you have work to do wants to get wasted anyways

Knows you have work to do wants to get wasted anyways  Scumbag Brain

so tired, man, i'm like walking dead here dude we need sleep asap and i mean now bro i can't believe we're still standing here whoa i'm hungry, let's play halo, do we have schoolwork to do? maybe mlp is on. *gets in bed*

so tired, man, i'm like walking dead here dude we need sleep asap and i mean now bro i can't believe we're still standing here whoa i'm hungry, let's play halo, do we have schoolwork to do? maybe mlp is on. *gets in bed*  Scumbag Brain

Have to work during day, can't stay awake Have to sleep early, can't go to sleep

Have to work during day, can't stay awake Have to sleep early, can't go to sleep   Scumbag Brain

While drunk, says this is a great idea First thing it does when it wakes up is tell you how bad an idea that was

While drunk, says this is a great idea  First thing it does when it wakes up is tell you how bad an idea that was  Scumbag Brain

Tells you to walk upstairs Forgets why

Tells you to walk upstairs Forgets why   Scumbag Brain

Tells you its time to wake up. Tired again 5 minutes later.

Tells you its time to wake up. Tired again 5 minutes later.   Scumbag Brain

mountains of data nowhere near as convincing as a friend's anecdote about that one time

mountains of data nowhere near as convincing as a friend's anecdote about that one time  Scumbag Brain

HaLP! PUT ME BACK!

HaLP! PUT ME BACK!  Scumbag Brain

Remembers that one last thing you need at the store As you're pulling into your driveway

Remembers that one last thing you need at the store As you're pulling into your driveway  Scumbag Brain
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