Scumbag Brain

always thinks about the weekend on work days only thinks about work on the weekend

always thinks about the weekend on work days only thinks about work on the weekend   Scumbag Brain

Don't worry about taking notes I'll remember everything

Don't worry about taking notes I'll remember everything   Scumbag Brain

oh, You sat next to a cute girl A fart sounds good right about now

oh, You sat next to a cute girl A fart sounds good right about now  Scumbag Brain

Home alone at night "quick! think of the scariest thing you can!"

Home alone at night

soluble in alcohol

soluble in alcohol  Scumbag Brain

Knows wife is in the mood Wants to keep playing SKYRIM

Knows wife is in the mood Wants to keep playing SKYRIM   Scumbag Brain

wear sweatpants "Let's make everything attractive enough to give you a boner"

wear sweatpants

tell sphincter to flatulate SHIT PANTS

tell sphincter to flatulate SHIT PANTS   Scumbag Brain

Can consider infinite possibilities in the universe Creates religion to fuck it all up.

Can consider infinite possibilities in the universe Creates religion to fuck it all up.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you've been exhausted all day and want to finally go to sleep? You're awake now

Oh, you've been exhausted all day and want to finally go to sleep? You're awake now  Scumbag Brain
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