Scumbag Brain

Realizes phone is missing from pocket Better reach in your pocket to text wife about missing phone

Realizes phone is missing from pocket Better reach in your pocket to text wife about missing phone   Scumbag Brain

"Man, everything is so terrible. You better mope and feel depressed." "Man, look you just sitting there moping and feeling awful. How... depressing."

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. OH GOD

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

First blowjob from new girlfriend Time to fart

First blowjob from new girlfriend Time to fart  Scumbag Brain

Long texts Nothing to say in essays

Long texts Nothing to say in essays  Scumbag Brain

Meets your friend's significant other "Know who'd they'd be perfect with? You"

Meets your friend's 
significant other

Knows you are almost over your ex Here's a dream where all your friends are telling you that she wants to get back together

Knows you are almost over your ex Here's a dream where all your friends are telling you that she wants to get back together  Scumbag Brain

come on! you're going to be really late!..you should've left 15 minutes ago! uhh...hey, bro...you need a shit.

come on! you're going to be really late!..you should've left 15 minutes ago! uhh...hey, bro...you need a shit.  Scumbag Brain

Oh it's 6am,your kids are sleeping, and you have no place to be? WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER

Oh it's 6am,your kids are sleeping, and you have no place to be? WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER  Scumbag Brain

you should probably try to eat healthier hey look, pizza rolls

you should probably try to eat healthier hey look, pizza rolls   Scumbag Brain
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