Scumbag Brain

Don't worry I will totally remind you to turn off the stove lol jk

Don't worry I will totally remind you to turn off the stove lol jk  Scumbag Brain

You have a big day tomorrow I'd better keep you up all night

You have a big day tomorrow I'd better keep you up all night  Scumbag Brain

Wife steals car and cheats on me Sorry about the nightmare! She's probably OK. G'night!

Wife steals car and cheats on me Sorry about the nightmare! 
She's probably OK.  G'night!   Scumbag Brain

I see things have been going pretty well for you recently Oh, here, let me fix that for you

I see things have been going pretty well for you recently Oh, here, let me fix that for you  Scumbag Brain

oh, you have an entire day off to study? well here's a nice dose of no motivation

oh, you have an entire day off to study? well here's a nice dose of no motivation  Scumbag Brain

Now I can relax Or am I forgetting something big...

Now I can relax Or am I forgetting something big...   Scumbag Brain

finally get a day off Makes you feel guilty about not working

finally get a day off Makes you feel guilty about not working   Scumbag Brain

Tries to concentrate on homework Thinks about boobs instead

Tries to concentrate on homework Thinks about boobs instead  Scumbag Brain

Your girlfriend hasn't texted you in the last 5 minutes? She's probably either cheating on you or dead.

Your girlfriend hasn't texted you in the last 5 minutes? She's probably either cheating on you or dead.    Scumbag Brain

Remember that new combination lock you got? Because I don't.

Remember that new combination lock you got? Because I don't.  Scumbag Brain
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