Scumbag Brain

Makes you hate your body makes you too lazy to do anything about it

Makes you hate your body makes you too lazy to do anything about it  Scumbag Brain

Fails to store important information when you need it Stores embarrassing moments in perfect clarity

Fails to store important information when you need it Stores embarrassing moments in perfect clarity  Scumbag Brain

starts reciting slides and mnemonics in your dreams

starts reciting slides and mnemonics in your dreams  Scumbag Brain

Oh, your about to go to sleep Let me just replay all of your worst memories over and over again

Oh, your about to go to sleep Let me just replay all of your worst memories over and over again   Scumbag Brain

Hide and seek? Time to pee

Hide and seek? Time to pee   Scumbag Brain

Notices your budding friendship with another guy. Give you a homoerotic dream about him.

Notices your budding friendship with another guy. Give you a homoerotic dream about him.  Scumbag Brain

Goes to dorm bathroom to wash face and brush teeth before bed. Gets back to room FORGOT TO PEE

Goes to dorm bathroom to wash face and brush teeth before bed. Gets back to room FORGOT TO PEE   Scumbag Brain

Can hold up to 1000 terabytes of information can't recall most of it

Can hold up to 1000 terabytes of information can't recall most of it  Scumbag Brain

Should be working on thesis… … comes up with great idea for WebGL based puzzle game.

Should be working on thesis… … comes up with great idea for WebGL based puzzle game.  Scumbag Brain

Blanks on quantum numbers in middle of exam Remembers every ex-wife joke

Blanks on quantum numbers in middle of exam Remembers every ex-wife joke   Scumbag Brain
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