Scumbag Brain

oh your head doesnt need anymore hair but your asshole seems to need some more

oh your head doesnt need anymore hair but your asshole seems to need some more  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just saw a bug in your room? Well, it's probably a cockroach and there are more where that one came from.

Oh, you just saw a bug in your room? Well, it's probably a cockroach and there are more where that one came from.  Scumbag Brain

knows you have no experience with women "Hey, we should fall in love with every girl that is nice to us" INCLUDING YOUR COUSIN

knows you have no experience with women

Plans to break up with her all day Gets you laid, makes plans for tomorrow

Plans to break up with her all day Gets you laid, makes plans for tomorrow  Scumbag Brain

About to fall asleep when... Okay, we can go to sleep now Hey, there are probably at least ten spiders in this room right now

About to fall asleep when... Okay, we can go to sleep now Hey, there are probably at least ten spiders in this room right now  Scumbag Brain

Knows you didn't set an alarm Creates nightmare about waking up late for work

Knows you didn't set an alarm Creates nightmare about waking up late for work  Scumbag Brain

Laying completely flat on the dentist's chair "Hey bro, i think you need a boner right now."

Laying completely flat on the dentist's chair

JUST DO A LITTLE COKE DO ALL THE COKE

JUST DO A LITTLE COKE DO ALL THE COKE   Scumbag Brain

LETS YOU REALIZE HOW FAT YOU ARE WANTS POTATO CHIPS

LETS YOU REALIZE HOW FAT YOU ARE WANTS POTATO CHIPS   Scumbag Brain

Kinda rubbery. Really Wrinkly.

Kinda rubbery. Really Wrinkly.   Scumbag Brain
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