Scumbag Brain

oh dont worry bro you still have 5 minutes. Go back to sleep lol jk that was a hour ago. you're fucked

oh dont worry bro you still have 5 minutes.  Go back to sleep lol jk that was a hour ago. you're fucked  Scumbag Brain

"Hey, you had a great day?" "Let me have a depressing dream to make you feel crappy again."

So you want to be 'just friends' You should totally imagine them naked

So you want to be 'just friends' You should totally imagine them naked  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in class and you have to take a shit badly? here's a fully fucking erect penis.

Oh, you're in class and you have to take a shit badly? here's a fully fucking erect penis.  Scumbag Brain

get up, shower, make breakfast and leave the house wake up in bed

get up, shower, make breakfast and leave the house wake up in bed   Scumbag Brain

Three girls just told you your cute JK, just a dream bro

Three girls just told you your cute JK, just a dream bro   Scumbag Brain

Remembers all the things you need to do the next day At 3am

Remembers all the things you need to do the next day At 3am  Scumbag Brain

in shower eyes tight shut against soap on face there is defiantly an axe murderer behind you

in shower eyes tight shut against soap on face there is defiantly an axe murderer behind you  Scumbag Brain

Hey, I noticed developed a mental disorder. So I developed you into a uniquely talented individual to balance things out.

Hey, I noticed developed a mental disorder. So I developed you into a uniquely talented individual to balance things out.   Scumbag Brain

"DON'T THINK OF EX, DON'T THINK OF EX" THINKS OF EX.

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