Scumbag Brain

oh you're getting dressed for PE? Here have a boner

oh you're getting dressed for PE? Here have a boner   Scumbag Brain

Just got on the elevator? Looks like you should rip ass.

Just got on the elevator? Looks like you should rip ass.   Scumbag Brain

First crush in 4th grade Still has dreams about her

First crush in 4th grade Still has dreams about her   Scumbag Brain

can store and remember terabytes of information doesn't remember where you put the keys to the car

can store and remember terabytes of information doesn't remember where you put the keys to the car   Scumbag Brain

Comes up with awesome memes while drunk FORGETS

Comes up with awesome memes while drunk  FORGETS  Scumbag Brain

Making sure you revise hard for this test Blanks out during test

Making sure you revise hard for this test Blanks out during test   Scumbag Brain

Oh you want to read your Bible? That's cool bro! I'll just go to sleep while you do that.

Oh you want to read your Bible? That's cool bro! I'll just go to sleep while you do that.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a nose bleed? keep swallowing and choke on your own blood

Oh, you have a nose bleed? keep swallowing and choke on your own blood  Scumbag Brain

notices your fingernail has a small, painless snag "Pull it"

notices your fingernail has a small, painless snag

Oh, you just fell asleep? Lets flex every muscle you have

Oh, you just fell asleep? Lets flex every muscle you have  Scumbag Brain
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