Scumbag Brain

You are late for meeting and nervous Can't go wrong with diarrhea!

You are late for meeting and nervous Can't go wrong with diarrhea!  Scumbag Brain

Drunk texts ex-girlfriend Immediately deletes text so you cannot remember what you said the next day

Drunk texts ex-girlfriend Immediately deletes text so you cannot remember what you said the next day  Scumbag Brain

Sleep? You did that last night.

Sleep? You did that last night.  Scumbag Brain

You're getting your picture taken? You should sneeze right now

You're getting your picture taken?  You should sneeze right now   Scumbag Brain

oh you wanna go back to the dream with the hot girl let me take you back to that terrifying nightmare repeatedly

oh you wanna go back to the dream with the hot girl let me take you back to that terrifying nightmare repeatedly    Scumbag Brain

Hey, you just closed Reddit Let me help you fix that

Hey, you just closed Reddit Let me help you fix that  Scumbag Brain

Hey dude, you seem a bit stressed talking to this cute girl Lets see if a bit of sweat on your forehead helps with that

Hey dude, you seem a bit stressed talking to this cute girl Lets see if a bit of sweat on your forehead helps with that   Scumbag Brain

Here's a great original password that is easy to remember for you! OOPS FORGOT

Here's a great original password that is easy to remember for you! OOPS FORGOT   Scumbag Brain

"I want that girl - what should I do?" Doesn't matter - You'll fuck it up somehow

HURTS

 HURTS   Scumbag Brain
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