Scumbag Brain

tells you what you need to go get from the other room only once

tells you what you need to go get from the other room only once  Scumbag Brain

Dreams your favourite food Bites tongue in real life

Dreams your favourite food Bites tongue in real life  Scumbag Brain

KNOWS LOGICALLY THAT BEST FEMALE FRIEND IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN INCREASES ATTRACTION TO HER

KNOWS LOGICALLY THAT BEST FEMALE FRIEND IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN INCREASES ATTRACTION TO HER  Scumbag Brain

Found a fuck buddy after ending a bad relationship Good for you, lets think about your ex the whole time

Found a fuck buddy after ending a bad relationship Good for you, lets think about your ex the whole time   Scumbag Brain

NIGHT: TRY TO STAY UP AS LATE AS POSSIBLE MORNING: TRY TO SLEEP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

NIGHT: TRY TO STAY UP AS LATE AS POSSIBLE MORNING: TRY TO SLEEP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE  Scumbag Brain

GOD YOU'RE SO HUNGRY YOU NEED FOOD, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! Nah, you don't really want it anyway. Go back to bed.

GOD YOU'RE SO HUNGRY YOU NEED FOOD, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! Nah, you don't really want it anyway. Go back to bed.  Scumbag Brain

Can't remember something when it's important Recalls it instantly later on

Can't remember something when it's important Recalls it instantly later on   Scumbag Brain

Notices daylight savings time is over, and you get an extra hour of sleep wakes you up 2 hours earlier than normal

Notices daylight savings time is over, and you get an extra hour of sleep wakes you up 2 hours earlier than normal  Scumbag Brain

gives extremely late notice on upcoming bowel movement belt removal skills reset to zero to make it interesting

gives extremely late notice on upcoming bowel movement belt removal skills reset to zero to make it interesting  Scumbag Brain

Lets you get a girl naked in a dream Wakes you up right before anything happens

Lets you get a girl naked in a dream Wakes you up right before anything happens   Scumbag Brain
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