Scumbag Brain

Creates entire world for you while you sleep can't remember any of it by the time you wake up

Creates entire world for you while you sleep can't remember any of it by the time you wake up  Scumbag Brain

Spends hours getting ready for a date Forgets to shave legs

Spends hours getting ready for a date Forgets to shave legs  Scumbag Brain

I SEE YOU JUST GOT COMFORTABLE IN BED NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO PEE

I SEE YOU JUST GOT COMFORTABLE IN BED NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO PEE  Scumbag Brain

Oh, your food just fell on the floor? Just blow on it, that should get all the germs off.

Oh, your food just fell on the floor? Just blow on it, that should get all the germs off.  Scumbag Brain

You think the chick you're into likes you? lets overanalyze ever interaction you've had just to be sure

You think the chick you're into likes you? lets overanalyze ever interaction you've had just to be sure   Scumbag Brain

Remembers to fill up brita pitcher cannot remember to put it in the fridge

Remembers to fill up brita pitcher cannot remember to put it in the fridge  Scumbag Brain

pregnancy symptoms same as period symptoms

pregnancy symptoms same as period symptoms  Scumbag Brain

Gives you the happiest dreams where you are still with your ex

Gives you the happiest dreams where you are still with your ex  Scumbag Brain

Somebody tells you how bad something smells "How bad could it be?"

Somebody tells you how bad something smells

Want to take a 1 hour power nap? How about a 7 hour coma? That super important budget meeting sounded boring anyway.

Want to take a 1 hour power nap? How about a 7 hour coma? That super important budget meeting sounded boring anyway.   Scumbag Brain
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