Scumbag Brain

congratulations on losing your virginity! Jk. time to wake up

congratulations on losing your virginity! Jk. time to wake up  Scumbag Brain

remember that "a" you've been working for all semester? let's just bs the final exam

remember that

Oh, You are physically attracted to that girl? Here, Let me hide her personality flaws for you

Oh, You are physically attracted to that girl? Here, Let me hide her personality flaws for you  Scumbag Brain

After you break up only remembers the good times

After you break up only remembers the good times  Scumbag Brain

Can remember every plot line of every Simpsons episode but not some basic mathematics

Can remember every plot line of every Simpsons episode but not some basic mathematics   Scumbag Brain

Been out of college for 2 years and high school for 6 Makes you dream about missing math class

Been out of college for 2 years and high school for 6 Makes you dream about missing math class  Scumbag Brain

Decides to stop browsing reddit "I'll go to reddit"

Decides to stop browsing reddit

On a deadline and just sent an important email Reread it in sent mail repeatedly until response received.

On a  deadline and just sent an important email Reread it in sent mail repeatedly until response received.  Scumbag Brain

What's that, you're washing dishes? Here, let me make your nose itch terribly.

What's that, you're washing dishes? Here, let me make your nose itch terribly.  Scumbag Brain

You should totally have sex without a condom, you'll be fine You should definitely worry for the next month if you got her pregnant

You should totally have sex without a condom, you'll be fine You should definitely worry for the next month if you got her pregnant  Scumbag Brain
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