Scumbag Brain

i see you're reading an article about bedbug infestations in your city here's a couple dozen itches for you to scratch

i see you're reading an article about bedbug infestations in your city here's a couple dozen itches for you to scratch  Scumbag Brain

Going to sleep? Perfect time to evaluate your entire life

Going to sleep? Perfect time to evaluate your entire life  Scumbag Brain

That's a totally safe place to put your 80€ festival ticket. Trust me, you'll find it in your sleep! Yeah, bro, I have no idea where you put that damn thing. Caption 4 goes here

That's a totally safe place to put your 80€ festival ticket. Trust me, you'll find it in your sleep! Yeah, bro, I have no idea where you put that damn thing.  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

you know the saliva in your mouth? you're now aware of the constant need to swallow it

you know the saliva in your mouth? you're now aware of the constant need to swallow it  Scumbag Brain

OH you haven't seen this girl in 5 years and never had an interest in her? Here's a dream of you two running into each other and starting a relationship

OH you haven't seen this girl in 5 years and never had an interest in her? Here's a dream of you two running into each other and starting a relationship   Scumbag Brain

Whoa there, that stuff is poison! Better drink more of it

Whoa there, that stuff is poison! Better drink more of it  Scumbag Brain

Knows you won't make the basketball team Gives you shit for not trying out

Knows you won't make the basketball team Gives you shit for not trying out  Scumbag Brain

Carrying something heavy and awkward "This seems like the perfect time to have an itch on your nose."

Carrying something heavy and awkward

Smoking a cigarette now i need a beer to pair it with..

Smoking a cigarette  now i need a beer to pair it with..   Scumbag Brain

Has set schema to organize social groups Causes interference when trying to recall those social groups.

Has set schema to organize social groups Causes interference when trying to recall those social groups.  Scumbag Brain
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