Scumbag Brain

Oh your doctors examining your balls? now would be a perfect time for a boner

Oh your doctors examining your balls? now would be a perfect time for a boner  Scumbag Brain

Oh, You just took off your iPhone case? It would be a shame if you dropped it 10 times more than usual

Oh, You just took off your iPhone case? It would be a shame if you dropped it 10 times more than usual  Scumbag Brain

Do you remember that important thing you know? Well neither do I

Do you remember that important thing you know? Well neither do I  Scumbag Brain

Tries not to look at the answer to the next question while doing robbins practice questions looks anyways

Tries not to look at the answer to the next question while doing robbins practice questions looks anyways  Scumbag Brain

Finally musters enough courage to hold your date's hand Immediately diverts all water to the pores in your hands

Finally musters enough courage to hold your date's hand Immediately diverts all water to the pores in your hands    Scumbag Brain

Spends all night comforting friend, after friend's mother passes away. two days later: "So how's your mom doing?"

Spends all night comforting friend, after friend's mother passes away. two days later:

Too tired to study Lies awake for hours

Too tired to study Lies awake for hours   Scumbag Brain

4 AM and haven't started HW? PERFECT TIME TO FAP

4 AM and haven't started HW? PERFECT TIME TO FAP  Scumbag Brain

Feels good when finds others who are similar Feels bad when realizes not unique

Feels good when finds others who are similar Feels bad when realizes not unique   Scumbag Brain

Knows you have a day off Wakes you up at 6:30AM

Knows you have a day off Wakes you up at 6:30AM  Scumbag Brain
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