Scumbag Brain

Knows you are afraid of spiders Makes it feel like they are crawling on you when you think about them

Knows you are afraid of spiders Makes it feel like they are crawling on you when you think about them  Scumbag Brain

Remembers answers to previous exam questions When you are trying to sleep

Remembers answers to previous exam questions When you are trying to sleep  Scumbag Brain

I will treat my brain as if it is a separate entity from myself To cover for my general lack of self control

I will treat my brain as if it is a separate entity from myself To cover for my general lack of self control  Scumbag Brain

Going to bed and think of the best architectural idea ever? I'll help you remember in the morning....

Going to bed and think of the best architectural idea ever? I'll help you remember in the morning....   Scumbag Brain

dreams about alarm clock going off alarm doesn't go off for another 4 hours

dreams about alarm clock going off alarm doesn't go off for another 4 hours   Scumbag Brain

Those canker sores are painful huh? You know what you want? Salt and Vinegar chips

Those canker sores are painful huh? You know what you want? Salt and Vinegar chips   Scumbag Brain

Hit your head in a dream? Guess you're waking up with a splitting headache, brah

Hit your head in a dream? Guess you're waking up with a splitting headache, brah   Scumbag Brain

often tired, achey very difficult to massage

often tired, achey very difficult to massage  Scumbag Brain

comes up with great idea for a meme while you're in bed wont let you sleep until you post it on reddit

comes up with great idea for a meme while you're in bed wont let you sleep until you post it on reddit  Scumbag Brain

Having perfect date then sex with crush? Allow me to wake you up

Having perfect date then sex with crush? Allow me to wake you up  Scumbag Brain
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