Scumbag Brain

don't remember that stupid thing you said to a girl 5 years ago? I DO

don't remember that stupid thing you said to a girl 5 years ago? I DO  Scumbag Brain

No interest in several women who want me in town lets just fall completely in love with our friend who lives 1,700 miles away

No interest in several women who want me in town lets just fall completely in love with our friend who lives 1,700 miles away  Scumbag Brain

GOES TO BED BEFORE MIDNIGHT FOR A CHANGE CAN'T SLEEP, TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT HOW EARLY IT IS

GOES TO BED BEFORE MIDNIGHT FOR A CHANGE CAN'T SLEEP, TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT HOW EARLY IT IS  Scumbag Brain

oh, an attractive girl just sat down next to you? better make awkward smiles and avoid actually saying anything

oh, an attractive girl just sat down next to you? better make awkward smiles and avoid actually saying anything  Scumbag Brain

You don't think it's going to work out with this person? Here's all the good memories of what you once had with your ex

You don't think it's going to work out with this person? Here's all the good memories of what you once had with your ex  Scumbag Brain

Looking for an address? Turn off the radio.

Looking for an address? Turn off the radio.  Scumbag Brain

Instead of thinking about all of the fun things that will happen Lets think about everything that can go wrong

Instead of thinking about all of the fun things that will happen Lets think about everything that can go wrong  Scumbag Brain

Loves it when you eat powdered sugar Coughs in the middle of eating it

Loves it when you eat powdered sugar Coughs in the middle of eating it  Scumbag Brain

HEY BUDDY, YOU DESERVE 8 HOURS OF DEEP, UNINTERRUPTED SLEEP IN ONE POSITION

HEY BUDDY, YOU DESERVE 8 HOURS OF DEEP, UNINTERRUPTED SLEEP IN ONE POSITION  Scumbag Brain

Remember all of those great ideas you had in the shower It would be a shame if you forgot them all when you got out...

Remember all of those great ideas you had in the shower It would be a shame if you forgot them all when you got out...  Scumbag Brain
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