Scumbag Brain

wakes you up at 3am to find out what containers for molten steel are made out of

wakes you up at 3am to find out what containers for molten steel are made out of  Scumbag Brain

Has a ton of shit to do we're stressed. Take a nap.

Has a ton of shit to do we're stressed. Take a nap.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have a final exam tomorrow morning? Better stay up all night to make sure your ready

Oh you have a final exam tomorrow morning? Better stay up all night to make sure your ready   Scumbag Brain

Remembers something important Not exactly what

Remembers something important Not exactly what  Scumbag Brain

Knows every word to a song ...only when the song is playing

Knows every word to a song ...only when the song is playing  Scumbag Brain

creates dream where i'm with a beautiful woman gives me social anxiety so i don't talk to her

creates dream where i'm with a beautiful woman gives me social anxiety so i don't talk to her  Scumbag Brain

Running low on money, buddy? You should go out to eat, that'll cheer you up

Running low on money, buddy? You should go out to eat, that'll cheer you up  Scumbag Brain

Professor: "Don't worry about this material, it won't show up on the exam" Why don't we remember this obscure fact for the rest of our life?

Professor:

makes you sweat is actually freezing

makes you sweat is actually freezing  Scumbag Brain

don't worry bro, i'll make sure you pulll an all-nighter but now that it is 7 am, you should better fall asleep

don't worry bro, i'll make sure you pulll an all-nighter but now that it is 7 am, you should better fall asleep  Scumbag Brain
Like us for More!