Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend says she's tired and doesn't want to talk tonight Immediately assume she's breaking up with me the next day

Girlfriend says she's tired and doesn't want to talk tonight Immediately assume she's breaking up with me the next day   Scumbag Brain

Get called on during warmups Have no idea what to say.

Get called on during warmups Have no idea what to say.  Scumbag Brain

check phone for time check again, because wasn't paying attention

check phone for time check again, because wasn't paying attention  Scumbag Brain

You have a picture to share? The URL is imagur.com, trust me.

You have a picture to share? The URL is imagur.com, trust me.  Scumbag Brain

Go ahead...eat those tortilla chips You will still be hungry when your chimichanga arrives

Go ahead...eat those tortilla chips You will still be hungry when your chimichanga arrives   Scumbag Brain

Comes up with a joke in a dream Doesn't get it

Comes up with a joke in a dream Doesn't get it   Scumbag Brain

Hey I know you're really nervous about that job interview tomorrow Here's a ton of zits, that should help you calm down!

Hey I know you're really nervous about that job interview tomorrow Here's a ton of zits, that should help you calm down!   Scumbag Brain

ORGANISM "ORGASM"

ORGANISM

Thinks about breaking up with girlfriend Gets upset when girlfriend breaks up with you

Thinks about breaking up with girlfriend Gets upset when girlfriend breaks up with you   Scumbag Brain

In a position where you can't touch your face? Let me remind you how much it itches

In a position where you can't touch your face? Let me remind you how much it itches  Scumbag Brain
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