Scumbag Brain

Can do advanced calculus with ease Cant figure out how much change to give the cashier

Can do advanced calculus with ease Cant figure out how much change to give the cashier  Scumbag Brain

bad habits fucking hard to break good habits even harder to start

bad habits
fucking hard to break good habits
even harder to start  Scumbag Brain

Jared's actual size brain when looking through magnifying glass

Jared's actual size brain when looking through magnifying glass  Scumbag Brain

Knows brilliant answer to question posed Shuts down connection to speech center

Knows brilliant answer to question posed Shuts down connection to speech center  Scumbag Brain

"I'm thinking as hard as I can!" Only uses 10% of self at any given time

I see you have lots of homework to do Let's think about Bike and Build instead

I see you have lots of homework to do Let's think about Bike and Build instead   Scumbag Brain

Oh, your significant other has fallen asleep on top of you? Let's make your whole body itch like a BITCH! OH GOD

Oh, your significant other has fallen asleep on top of you? Let's make your whole body itch like a BITCH! OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

You know what would help that sore throat? Vomit

You know what would help that sore throat? Vomit   Scumbag Brain

CONVINCES YOU THAT YOUR LAST HOPE IS TO STUDY ALL DAY TO PASS NEXT MORNING,PLAY GAMES, GIVE NO FUCKS

CONVINCES YOU THAT YOUR LAST HOPE IS TO STUDY ALL DAY TO PASS NEXT MORNING,PLAY GAMES, GIVE NO FUCKS   Scumbag Brain

In a relationship: wants to be single Single: wants a relationship

In a relationship: wants to be single Single: wants a relationship  Scumbag Brain
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