Scumbag Brain

Need the bathroom in the middle of the night Let's think about all the scary shit that's ever happened to you. OH GOD

Need the bathroom in the middle of the night Let's think about all the scary shit that's ever happened to you. OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

You're finally over that girl? Remember the last time you kissed her?

You're finally over that girl? Remember the last time you kissed her?  Scumbag Brain

CARRYING A BOWL OF HOT SOUP? GOOD, I HAD TO SNEEZE

CARRYING A BOWL OF HOT SOUP? GOOD, I HAD TO SNEEZE  Scumbag Brain

Need to use Public Facilities and someone is in there Won't let you go

Need to use Public Facilities and someone is in there Won't let you go  Scumbag Brain

Up really high during your rock climb? Let me just make your hands nice and sweaty.

Up really high during your rock climb? Let me just make your hands nice and sweaty.  Scumbag Brain

Hmm, all these posts are saying that kevin ware's injury is incredibly horrific and disgusting let's check it out

Hmm, all these posts are saying that kevin ware's injury is incredibly horrific and disgusting let's check it out  Scumbag Brain

Will make you desperately try to stay awake while driving Wont let you go to sleep once home

Will make you desperately try to stay awake while driving Wont let you go to sleep once home  Scumbag Brain

Keeps you asleep when you have a nightmare about being attacked by a horde of spiders Wakes you up the second you dream about kissing a beautiful girl

Keeps you asleep when you have a nightmare about being attacked by a horde of spiders Wakes you up the second you dream about kissing a beautiful girl   Scumbag Brain

Awake all night, Sleeps great just before alarm goes off

Awake all night, Sleeps great just before alarm goes off  Scumbag Brain

First love was over ten years ago Still has dreams about reuniting and getting married.

First love was over ten years ago Still has dreams about reuniting and getting married.  Scumbag Brain
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