Scumbag Brain

Brain, Why don't you let my body fall asleep before 12am?

Brain, Why don't you let my body fall asleep before 12am?   Scumbag Brain

Finally gets into bed Now would be the perfect time to take a shit

Finally gets into bed Now would be the perfect time to take a shit   Scumbag Brain

Break up with her, it's the right thing to do Good, now think about all the fun times you had together.

Break up with her, it's the right thing to do Good, now think about all the fun times you had together.  Scumbag Brain

Able to store about 100TB of imformation Rather wants Sex

Able to store about 100TB of imformation Rather wants Sex  Scumbag Brain

Says it's finally going to be motivated this week Melts as soon as it has something to do.

Says it's finally going to be motivated this week Melts as soon as it has something to do.   Scumbag Brain

Wants a girlfriend desperately Gets one; "hey bro remember all those other girls?"

Wants a girlfriend desperately   Gets one;

Remembers every embarrassing thing you've ever said Forgets roommate's name.

Remembers every embarrassing thing you've ever said Forgets roommate's name.   Scumbag Brain

Remembers to record TV show Forgets to fast forward through commercials when watching

Remembers to record TV show Forgets to fast forward through commercials when watching   Scumbag Brain

GIVES SECOND WIND AFTER AN ALL NIGHTER SNATCHES IT BACK BEFORE GOAL IS MET LEAVING YOU TOO TIRED TO CONTINUE

GIVES SECOND WIND AFTER AN ALL NIGHTER SNATCHES IT BACK BEFORE GOAL IS MET LEAVING YOU TOO TIRED TO CONTINUE   Scumbag Brain

Trying to remember if you forgot something before you leave for work Suddenly remembers half way there

Trying to remember if you forgot something before you leave for work Suddenly remembers half way there   Scumbag Brain
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