Scumbag Brain

Looks like you're putting on some weight Hey, you know what sounds good? Doritos.

Looks like you're putting on some weight Hey, you know what sounds good?  Doritos.  Scumbag Brain

"Remember that favorite song you liked? "Well I don't..."

Get in bed by 9pm Wakes you up at 3am to accommodate

Get in bed by 9pm Wakes you up at 3am to accommodate  Scumbag Brain

Sitting up in bed in a panic when you realize how late for work you're going to be Reminds you it's your day off

Sitting up in bed in a panic when you realize how late for work you're going to be Reminds you it's your day off  Scumbag Brain

Concerned about sleeping through your 8 AM final tomorrow? Better make you too nervous to sleep

Concerned about sleeping through your 8 AM final tomorrow? Better make you too nervous to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you it's the weekend when you wake up It's Tuesday

Convinces you it's the weekend when you wake up It's Tuesday  Scumbag Brain

Want a good night sleep? Lets think about the all the horror movies you have seen before going to sleep

Want a good night sleep? Lets think about the all the horror movies you have seen before going to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Remember that great cakeday idea you had? I don't

Remember that great cakeday idea you had? I don't  Scumbag Brain

Didn't get any sleep and you've been tired all day? No worries, just wait until you're in bed and you'll be wide awake.

Didn't get any sleep and you've been tired all day? No worries, just wait until you're in bed and you'll be wide awake.  Scumbag Brain

Knows you shut off stove Doesn't let you remember until you are right infront of it

Knows you shut off stove Doesn't let you remember until you are right infront of it  Scumbag Brain
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