Scumbag Brain

Fully Supports LGBT Equality Won't stop imagining what that stupid fucking fried chicken sandwich probably tastes like... I wonder if it's tangy?

Fully Supports LGBT Equality Won't stop imagining what that stupid fucking fried chicken sandwich probably tastes like...                          I wonder if it's tangy?    Scumbag Brain

Walking home at night alone? Let's picture all the most terrifying things you've ever seen

Walking home at night alone? Let's picture all the most terrifying things you've ever seen  Scumbag Brain

knows its the freakin' weekend still wakes you up 6 AM in better shape than the weekdays

 knows its the freakin' weekend still wakes you up 6 AM in better shape than the weekdays  Scumbag Brain

Ah, you're staying with your mother let's find all the nsfw-links extraordinarily appealing

Ah, you're staying with your mother let's find all the nsfw-links extraordinarily appealing   Scumbag Brain

OH, YOU WANT TO START YOUR HOMEWORK? BEGINS TO MAKE YOU SLEEPY

OH, YOU WANT TO START YOUR HOMEWORK? BEGINS TO MAKE YOU SLEEPY  Scumbag Brain

remember that thing you wanted to buy while you're in town? because i don't

remember that thing you wanted to buy while you're in town? because i don't  Scumbag Brain

You still have half a speech to write? Hmm...I haven't heard "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" in a while

You still have half a speech to write? Hmm...I haven't heard

Your parents are yelling at you? Lets think of every funny post you saw on reddit today

Your parents are yelling at you? Lets think of every funny post you saw on reddit today   Scumbag Brain

Yeah, she is pretty cute But wouldn't you rather fall deeply in love with a girl who is either taken, not interested, or lesbian?

Yeah, she is pretty cute But wouldn't you rather fall deeply in love with a girl who is either taken, not interested, or lesbian?  Scumbag Brain

thinks of something cool to say sounds stupid when actually said

thinks of something cool to say sounds stupid when actually said  Scumbag Brain
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